My favorite one of all: "He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." (Fear and Loathing intro)

• You see me as an atheist. God sees me as the loyal opposition.
• Faith can move mountains, or lead a man endlessly down a blind path.
• If any being is God, he must be fitting of worship. No being could possibly be a fitting object of worship, since worship requires the abandonment of one's free will. Therefore, there cannot be any being who is God.
• Monotheism (belief in one god) seems to me to be quite strongly associated, as both cause and effect, with intolerance.
• If only God would give me some clear sign!! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
• Most intellectual people do not believe in God, but they fear him just the same.
• The world's a failure, you know. Someone, somewhere, made a terrible mistake.
• Those who have suffered much become very bitter or very gentle
• Happiness is a pig's philosophy
• Selfishness is a virtue
• No one is so wrong as the man who knows all the answers.
• I am not the person you took me to be.
• Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
• Sex is preformed with strangers, romance is captured in brief affairs, friendship is assigned to friends. In this formula, one notices, the only stable element is friendship.
• He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
• To put it simply, i'm not entertained by entertainment.
• Art raises its head when religions relax their hold.
• If God exists, all depends on him and we can do nothing against his will. If he does not exist, everything depends on us.
• And could you possibly die while living in the living room?
• For me it's either the cathedral or the alley.

      * Ferris Bueller:  I did have a test today.  That wasn't bullshit.  It's on
          European socialism.  I mean, really, what's the point?  I'm not European,
          I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist?
          They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact
          that I don't own a car.  Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that
          matter.  Isms in my opinion are not good.  A person should not believe in
          an ism - he should believe in himself.  I quote John Lennon:  "I don't
          believe in Beatles - I just believe in me".  A good point there.  Of
          course, he was the Walrus.  I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum
          rides off of people.

       * [A laser beam is slowly approaching a certain part of James Bond's body]
            James Bond:  Do you expect me to talk?
            Auric Goldfinger:  No Mr. Bond!  I expect you to die!

        * Ash:  Groovy.

        * Harry:  Aha!  I know what you're thinking...  Did I fire six shots or only
              five?  To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement.
              This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it
              can blow your head clean off.  Now, you must ask yourself one question:
              "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you, punk? (Dirty Harry)

        * Buttercup:  You mock my pain!
           Westley:  Life is pain!  Anyone who says different is trying to sell you
              something. (The Princess Bride)

        * Mr. Pink:  You kill anybody?
           Mr. White:  Couple of cops.
           Mr. Pink:  No real people?
           Mr. White:  Just cops. (Reservior Dogs)

        * Travis Bickle:  You talkin' to me? (Taxi Driver)

        * "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

        * "Airbag systems would say 'Are you sure?' before going off." - "If Microsoft Made Cars"

        *  "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."

Signs that you are sick of modern society

-  "You e-mail your son in his room to tell him dinner is ready, he e-mails you back ''What's for dinner?''
-  "You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid."
-  "You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow."
-  "You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person."
-  "Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses."
-  "You try to enter your password on the microwave."
-  "Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen."

And to finish this page off for now...a Hunter S. Thompson quotation:

"If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."