WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME....(unless you're not welcome..then piss off.)

THE NEWS: This is the end my friend. I've offically becomed bored with this page. Drastic changes will have to occur before I do anymore on this page. Apathy is nothing compared to this...

NEW:  As a friend said "In such a wealth of information why are you so poor?" Then he gave sent us a mess of those mastercard pictures...the unlikely mastercard commerical. Check out the  Humourous pics page (UPDATED) for them and many more...

Click HERE for the disclaimer (so people don't blame me if their son/daughter go on a killing spree)

Sorry to disappoint you, but the guestbook has been removed. Too many children used it for pseudo-email purposes. As a note Dr. Brodbeck has attached to his office door "To those who feel compelled to put things on my door,  I say: GET YOUR OWN DOOR!!" The same holds true here. I merely put that guestbook for people to sign so I would know who had looked over that which I offered here. I don't care for people trying to tell me how to live my live. To those people I can only say: Shouldn't you be more concerned with your insignificant lives? Take your opinionated bullshit from my doorstep and find some poor soul to bother. Or better yet ...don't.

This page was reborn on 2/12/00 by Rio