Get em Ozzy...
Bugs in My Soup...basically things (or people in this case) that irritate me to the point of wishing they were dead or isolated in iraq or the arctic ocean.
but there are some people that are just breathing our air and should be "removed". And since:
- I don't like the idea of spending
20-life in jail
- I don't have relatives with names
like "The Shovel", "The Butcher", who can make people "disappear".
- I don't have the time to waste
on these guttersnipes.
I'll just make this page and list those worthless maggots.
AND DON'T GIVE ME THIS SHIT ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO KILL SOMEONE!!! ITS HUMAN NATURE!!!
These are in no particular order....just slapped here as i thought of them..
Remember...this is my
2 cents worth....my opinion, DON'T SHIT ON ME...don't like it? too bad!!
1. METALLICA -- Yep. Metallica.
Remember that band that had millions of fans who idolized them and thought
they could do no wrong. Then Metallica did that wrong. They decided that
the quality of their music wasn't as important as quantity. Load and Reload???
What the hell was that?? Did it take them all of a weekend to make those
songs. I'll grant them a few good songs. 2 or so. When did humming and
some old bag singing make a good song? And to make things worse they decide
to sue napster. Napster, if you don't know, is a program that allows people
to share the mp3s they have on their computers with other users. Napster
does not give out the mp3s to begin with, Napster just allows people to
share. I don't see how Metallica thinks they have a case. Napster is the
same as IRC, any web browser, ICQ... It's not hard to find mp3s with those
programs. Napster just removes all the porn links, and other bullshit you'd
get in IRC and messages on ICQ.
And I'd like
to have Metallica hooked up to a lie detector and ask them if they bought
ALL the music they listened to before they became multi-miliionaires. No
fucking way. They have forgotten where they came from. Kirk and Lars needs
money for eye liner and makeup shit. Men who wear female eye liner and
the like have some fuckin problems. Unless its Halloween or a part in a
movie or something. Friggin weirdos. Metallica isn't really worried about
their music being copied, they are worried about their bank accounts. "OH
NO WE'LL ONLY MAKE $24,800,000 THIS WEEK, NOT $25,000,000!!!" Poor fuckin
babies. Cliff Burton must be ashamed of his old friends (assuming there
is an afterlife...otherwise its a good thing Cliff is dead) Check the rambling
page later on for the Metallica ramble.
2. Hypocrites. -- Ok, so this is everyone...but I mean those people that say one thing is bad and shouldn't be done..and then the fuckers go and do it!!! Jezus, Bill Clinton smokes dope and supports a war on drugs, he gets Monica to "work the president staff" and has a family and tries to make a good impression for all the United States...can you see why I don't like the states? granted there are some good people in there. Granted here I was talking about people a little closer to home.
3. High and Mighty people. People who think they are better than others. Because of what education they have, or are working on. People who think because of how they act they are better than others. People who think they can never be wrong. People who think they have all the answers for anyone and every single one. They make me want to throw up. Helping people is one thing, but when you try to mold people in your own image and do it as if the other person is clueless is another thing entirely.
4. Trendy Musicians - Those bands that are here today and guano tomorrow. Remember Nirvana? Remember ...umm...Remember...well I can't remember those bands. For two reasons. 1. I never liked those flash in the pan bands. 2. They were not very memorable anyways. Most of these bands become famous, get money to waste, get into heavy drugs. Then either die off (Overdose, suicide, plane crashes, etc, etc.) and we have better off. Now don't get me wrong...there are lots of good talented people that follow the same road and do not end up a memory. They realize it takes work and they don't let the fame get to them.
5. People that think men with long hair are hippies, bums, etc. -- Fuck off..I have long hair, I think myself reasonably intelligent, granted whether I apply myself to shit I should be doing is another things...I have many distractions :) example #2: Sheldon...long hair, going his Masters In Psychology, to those of you guttersnipes that means he is quite intelligent...or is crazy...maybe a little of both. j/k Sheldon.
6. WALMART!! Hypocrisy kings...Walmart banned Sheryl Crow's
album that had a anti-Walmart song on it. Why? What was
so bad about the song? It was a song about walmart selling guns. We all
know that guns are everywhere in the world now...maybe
in too many places. Yet Walmart didn't see it that way.
Of course not. Should they allow a song against selling guns in a large
department store in their chain of department stores
and possibly cause some people to think what kind of store would sells
guns to anyone off the street? NOOO!! They can't have
people going elsewhere to shop. And heaven forbid the
gun companies going elsewhere to sell their products. So what did they
do? They did what any typical american business would
do....they did what would cause the smallest amount of hassle and keep
profits up...they banned the album.
OH YES....there will be more.
p.s. if you're offended by this....well....too bad isn't it?